Consider yourself fortunate—rarely do I open myself up like this, but for you, mes amis, I have decided to make an exception. I will be sharing, hopefully in the most gruesome of details, my exploits this Halloween. We have so much in store for you this season, I do hope you will follow along and keep yourself in the loop.
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The Drunken Devil